Good afternoon and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Itas, episode 1,406. I'm your host, Harry, joined today by Stelios. Hello, everyone. And Josh. Live there. Do not worry. Stelios is not leaving. That is not what was being hinted at. But other than that, important announcement, I wanted to let everybody know. I was about to say it. Oh, well,

I cut you off there, Stenlis. So eat you to the punch. You'll have to be a bit faster next time.

Other than that, important news, we're also going to be talking about Labor's new advert campaign

to try and win over voters before the council elections on the 7th of May. We're going to be

talking about why Scotland will never have its freedom, presented, I believe, by a true Scotsman himself.

I'm no true Scotsman. I'm half Scottish. There you go. And you're going to be talking to us

about the scandal that destroyed a prominent Democrat. Yeah. All right. And with that, let's get

straight into the news then.

So, as just mentioned, the council elections are coming up.

7th of May.

Everybody's excited.

Everybody is preparing their campaign measures.

It's starting to go into the overdrive.

The Green Party have sent out a new wave of representatives

to a whole host of exotic

gay bathhouses around the country. The Conservatives, Reform has announced an even browner

section of candidates that they're announcing today, presumably, and finally, Labour have decided

to release a exciting new campaign video, uncensored, uncensored

for your viewing pleasure.

Let's take a look at it, shall we?

The funding of the NHS is a total failure.

The French do it much better with less funding.

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