Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the podcast of the Loat Seaters for Thursday, the 19th of March, 2026.

I'm Jambai Farras and Dr. Charles Cornish Dale, otherwise known as Roereg Nationalist.

And today we are going to be talking about the massive scam that is foreign student loans.

Then we are going to be talking about Iran because things keep happening up to literally the

minutes of us preparing the podcast. And then we're going to be talking about the fall of Banksy,

which is going to be a fun segment because I fucking hate Banksy.

Why? He's got all the right morals.

Well, it's exactly because of that, actually. It's

exactly because of that. But, uh, but anyway, right. And with the most conventional opinions

pretending to be controversial. I hate it so much. We'll get into it later. Anyway, right. So,

uh, foreign student loans are a real problem in Britain, because apparently, I didn't

know this was the way it worked.

If you were a foreigner, you can come to Britain, get accepted to a university, and they

get a student loan at our expense to go through that university.

You have a passport

really?

Yes.

I know, right?

Like, is that how it works?

And you're just like, well, hang on a second.

Don't, like, Romanians have access to this system?

Like, not to call out Romania, but we are going to be calling out Romania.

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