Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eater's episode 1,367.

I'm your host Harry, joined today by Josh. Lou. And Stelios. Hello, everyone. Hello, Harry, hello, Josh. I'm going to quickly move a bit closer. There we go. You're going to sing the song as well. Yeah. All right, Brutio. Stelios is like a mogwine. We're going to build a... Bremlins, he's going to sing a nice tune.

You said the word Mogg.

You're going to sing a nice tune.

You said the word mog. You're going to set him off if you carry on down that language.

Either way, we're going to be discussing the inevitability of a second Southport, which sounds

quite horrifying, terrifying and yet horribly predictable. I'm going to be talking about

what is soon to be dubbed the Maloney Wave, and Stelios is going to be talking about what is soon to be dubbed the Maloney wave,

and Stelios is going to be talking about any and all who were cooked by the Mullers.

Yep.

So we've got all that to look forward to. So, yep, let's just...

Well, you want me to raise my microphone?

Harry's not loud enough, blimey. Pinch yourselves to...

All right. I've been projecting

my voice to the point of ear strain for many for my entire life and yet I'm not loud enough for sounds.

You have the walkie-talkie mute Harry. This is the... I'm sure many people would prefer it that way.

This is the consequences of spending too much time down south. You've discovered an indoor voice.

No, no I have.

Either way, let's get on with the news.

Yeah, sorry.

So yesterday I covered a stabbing in Scotland where a knifeman, as it's described by the Scottish son,

obviously the guy is not a native scot, as you can clearly see from that grainy picture, he is not of the Scottish son. Obviously, the guy is not a native Scot, as you can clearly see from

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