Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters, Episode 1,366 for Tuesday, the 3rd of March, 26.

It's Tuesday, mate.

Yeah, there we go.

Sorry.

For the Americans.

We've passed the first part of the podcast.

We've got the day right.

Excellent.

Well, I'm joined today by Josh and Stelios. Hello everyone. Hi.

And today we're going to be talking all about what the British position on Iran and the conflict that's now in the region should be.

We're then going to be talking about Scotland's migrant problem. And then we're going to be talking about the EU's insane plan to tackle terrorism

which I know nothing about but based on...

I don't think anyone knows anything about it and that's the plan.

EU plans, yeah.

There's a bit of a fred running through all these segments so far, isn't there?

Deliberately muddy the waters.

Yeah, but the world's in a messy, messy place. And I suppose we ought to start there then, isn't there? Deliberately muddy the waters. Yeah, but the world's in a messy,

messy place. And I suppose we ought to start there then, hadn't we, ladies and gentlemen?

So obviously, over the weekend, all of these months and even years of escalations between

America, Israel and Iran have come to a head. And we've seen an exchange of missiles and explosions

and casualties and casualties and casualties and casualties of the Iran is now dead and I know that

Firas did a realpolitik segment yesterday talking all about the actual geopolitical situation between all of the nations engaged

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