And welcome to podcast of the Lotus Eaters, episode 1356, on Tuesday the 17th of February, year of our Lord, 2026.

I'm joined by Harry. Hello. And also special guest, Josh.

Hello.

So we're going to be talking about the Straw Britain.

How many others and policies are we going to find out about them?

Sorry if you're a bit oversaturated.

I know yesterday you guys talked about the whole podcast.

No, we can have more.

We can have more.

In fact, the restoring must continue.

Well, it's nice to have some hope for a change in the country.

So I hope you'll forgive us for doing one segment today after a full podcast yesterday. This is kind of a good news podcast. Yeah. Really, because you're talking about Restore. You're talking about how the word doesn't have as much power as it used to. Yes. I'm not using that word. I'm talking about how like beefs back on the menu, boys. Well, that sounds good.

And also I don't need to talk with the other two segments of all,

because Harry did it.

So perfect. Nailed it.

We go straight into reforming.

Reforming?

Yes.

No.

Storing.

Oh, no.

We're already off the rails, boys. Why do they all have to begin with R.E? I mean, do you also notice that they all are different shades of blue as well? Very, yeah. It's restored blue as well. You've got, yeah, that's the blue on screen right there. So you've got the navy blue for restore. You've got the Tory blue and you've got the teal blue for reform. So right wingers have a choice of which blue they're voting. So I do actually like the word restore. That is the right word. But they all begin with R.E. And I'm too old. They should have gone with a magisterial purple, which would also suit our branding as well. And, you know, it would be good time. I'm going to start a new party called the Reservatives. I don't know what we stand for or what our policies are.

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