Hello and welcome to the podcast of Lotha Seater's episode 1,334. I'm your host, Harry, joined today by part-timer Josh. Hello. And part-timer Nick. Hello. How are you both doing? Not too bad. It's Friday. Enjoying your time off? My time off. Busier than ever, you cheeky so-and-so. I do more than Josh now, I think. I think I'm more all-time. Ladies, ladies, it's not a competition.

You can have that.

I did this long enough. Come on. It's all right. Today we're going to need to be talking about the latest batch of Tory defections. I'm going to be talking about the dismal conditions and prospects for Britain's pubs in the future under labour,

and Josh is going to be discussing how Europeans are different and strange and weird

compared to everybody else in the world.

And that also means the Europeans that went to the other parts of the world.

So Americans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders.

Ah, and that little town in South Africa, the little...

The tiny part of South Africa that works, yes.

We're all going there eventually.

The one bit, yeah.

There'll be one tiny enclave where all white people live.

And we're having constant border wars with everyone trying to get in.

They're not trying to take our territory, they're

just after benefits. It's the most polite place ever with incredible literature and everything

works. Great sanitation. I'm just projecting it. Anyway, sorry. No, this is what's going to happen

and Josh is going to explain to us how and why it always happens. But with that, by Islander,

let's get into it. Yeah. Okay, I think it's me. So let's start with the latest Tory bleep storm. So for those that don't follow this stuff obsessively or you're in America or something, I'll update you. I don't mean to always do party politics. I was going to talk about the Chinese spy embassy. You were going to talk about Nick Fuentes. Yeah, again, and the Chinese spy embassy in the heart of London. But instead, it all kicked off. So I had to talk about this because Kemi Bajnock, leader of the Tories, has sacked, which cameras it, has sacked, Robert Jenrick, who was her main rival for the leadership, and he was still sort of knocking around, being a bit leadery. She didn't like that. But then it hit the fan when his resignation letter was leaked. I mean, he'd written this resignation letter that was so resigny and it was so reforming. It was like reformer amazing, toys are rubbish, hope no one sees this. And she found it. Now originally... It would be a shame of Nigel Farage for this one, hey? It was like Scooby-Doo level plot point. You're like, that wouldn't happen.

But then upon further reading, it turned out what ended up happening was he, there was basically a traitor in his midst. So someone leaked it to Kemi. She didn't just, originally was said that it was lying around, just lying around the office. Just leaves copies of his resignation all around. What it actually was is he has a traitor who he needs to track down and destroy because someone was being a double agent and leaked it to Kemi. So then Kemi found out and she had no choice she felt but to sack him. And she was trying to do it before the reform press conference, which they were worried was to launch Genrik because they had a press conference about Scotland that normally cared about. then they had another one at 430 and people like, oh no, that's the generic one. Farage claims it never was. So we'll get into it. But this is what Kemmy did. She had to come out and so she's like, right, what I'm going to have to do is have a weird blurred background and do a strange Zoom video. Where is she? This is your HR manager. This is your HR manager from Nigeria. I mean, she doesn't have enough ethnic enemies in the north of Nigeria. That's not racism. That's a quote from Kemi. She talked about her. She said, actually, I don't really see myself as Nigerian. I'm Yoruba. Those people in the north are my ethnic enemies. Now she's got even more enemies. This is what I want, the kind of rhetoric I want. I see Northerners as my ethnic enemies.

How dare you? Oh, see? That's why. Oh yeah, sorry. Oh, you're letting the team down, Nick. I had an important call. What are you? I had an important call at 1230, but they've called 35 minutes later, so it's not my fault. Clearly they're not... Why is it your phone on silent? Clearly they're not a European.

Why do you always have your phone out on the desk?

Because I'm timing my segments, so I wanted to go over, because I'm European.

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