Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eater's episode 1,104.

I'm Harry, joined today by special guest Louis Brackpool. Say hello, Lewis.

Hello, hello.

How are you doing today?

I'm not too bad.

Is there anything you'd like to let the audience know about yourself?

Well, that I'm here.

And thank you very much.

Congratulations.

I'm glad to see that.

I'd be worried if you weren't.

Very true.

Then I'd be doing this all by myself.

Nobody would want to see that, would they? And today we're going to be talking about

the cursed gin knives, because all of knife crime is caused by the gins that curse them,

that force you to go out and stab people. Thankfully not slash, though. So we've got some

solutions for that. Bill Gates influencing UK policy. I'm interested to learn about that one.

And finally we're going to discuss whether

Rishi Sunak is English. That may sound like a very, very simple question. And it is, but some people

are retarded. So I'm going to cover it anyway. And yeah, I think with that, before we start,

just let people know where they can find you and what you get up to louis yeah so

obviously i'm an independent journalist uh i've been doing this for several years now four years

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