The Pod F. Tompkast, EXTRASODE: Cake Boss Answers Christmas Questions From Kids

The Pod F. Tompkast

Paul F. Tompkins

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🗓️ 21 December 2010

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Every year, little kids ask the Cake Boss to use his gift of the second sight to answer their questions. Children are selfish and don't understand that other people might have feelings.

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0:00.0	It's nighttime on the internet.
0:02.8	The Pod F Tom Test.
0:04.4	Extra-sode.
0:09.9	Hey everybody, it's me, body of the cake boss.
0:12.9	Every Christmas, I like to play Santa Claus
0:15.7	and answer letters from little kids
0:17.5	who want to know about the future.
0:20.0	So I use my gift of the second sight
0:22.3	to peer across the Gulf of the years
0:24.8	and see what it's yet to be.
0:26.6	It's all because I got bit by a cake bug
0:28.9	that I got to doubt with a special gift.
0:31.0	For information on cake bugs, go on the internet.
0:34.4	Okay, I'll go into my trance
0:36.6	and then let's get to those letters.
0:38.9	What happened to me?
0:40.3	Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:42.3	Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:44.3	Do you cake boss?
0:46.1	Will I ever get a bicycle for Christmas?
0:50.9	Little girl, you'll get a bicycle for Christmas
0:54.9	when you are 22 years old.
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