The Pod F. Tompkast, Episode 12: Live at Largo! Andrew Lloyd Webber, Ice-T, Cake Boss, Judy Greer, Maria Thayer, Jen Kirkman

The Pod F. Tompkast

Paul F. Tompkins

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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2011

⏱️ 105 minutes

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EPISODE 12: Recorded In Front of A Live Audience At Largo at The Coronet on Saturday, June 18th, 2011. Hurt Feelings, Ominous Portents, and Efforts Britishly Redoubled. Chit-Chat Challenge! (featuring Judy Greer and Maria Thayer) Little Surfer Southie. Paul F. Tompkins Vient à Votre Ville. The Pod F. Tompkast WILL Return.

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0:00.0	It's night time on the internet. A graffiti artist suspects an e-harmony profile of deceit.
0:20.0	A 2,000-year-old vampire views her Netflix queue with disgust.
0:31.0	A racoon, Google's racoon.
0:38.0	It's time for the Pod F Tomcast.
0:44.0	Welcome to the Pod F Tomcast, an audiophonic collection of comedy-type rambling and bitlets,
0:57.0	offered freely to a trusting and uncinnical public.
1:02.0	Presided over by your Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Paul F. Tomkin.
1:14.0	The Pod F Tomcast.
1:23.0	Episode...
1:35.0	Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
1:41.0	It is once more night time on the internet.
1:47.0	And guess who this is?
1:55.0	Did you forget that you downloaded this podcast and that you read the description of it and you knew who it was?
2:07.0	What happened to you?
2:11.0	You are a real knucklehead.
2:15.0	I say that affectionately. That is sometimes people say the word knucklehead and anger.
2:21.0	I hate to see that, folks. I hate to see that.
2:25.0	In Shakespeare's day, that was a compliment.
2:30.0	Aw, fair knucklehead. I greet thee.
2:34.0	Ah, your head is like so many knuckles.
2:38.0	I don't know. It would be better if your head was a lot of knuckles or if your head was just one big knuckle.
2:47.0	Like maybe if you were an evolved enough person that your head could be said to be one gigantic knuckle,
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