The Pod F. Tompkast, Episode 1: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Ice-T, Tim Meadows, Jen Kirkman

The Pod F. Tompkast

Paul F. Tompkins

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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2010

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Episode 1: Welcome to A NEW ERA. A Drink Calls a Knight. "I Have A Google" (featuring Tim Meadows). The Origins of Friendship (One Particular Friendship, Not The Concept of It). Paul F. Tompkins Comes to YOUR Town!

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0:00.0	It's night time on the internet.
0:05.7	A short order cook checks his email.
0:09.7	A king can't stop looking at YouTube somewhere, an internet dog barks.
0:19.9	It's time for the POD-F Tomcast.
0:30.8	Welcome to the POD-F Tomcast.
0:33.8	An audiophonic collection of comedy-type ramblings and bitlits offered freely to a trusting
0:39.7	uncinnical public, presided over by your Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Paul F. Tomcast.
0:47.8	The POD-F Tomcast Episode 1.
0:55.8	Welcome.
0:56.8	Welcome.
0:58.0	Good evening, presumably.
1:00.0	This is Paul F. Tompkins.
1:01.0	I'm the host of the POD-F Tomcast.
1:04.6	This is the first in a series of ongoing POD-Castual recordings in which I will give you
1:13.2	a comedy that's by me, about me, and really for me.
1:20.8	And if you happen to enjoy it as well, well, God bless you, God bless you.
1:28.2	I'm doing this podcast because of all the cards and letters.
1:35.0	All the old-fashioned cards and letters that people took the time to steal from museums
1:42.4	and write on and send to me via snail mail, the most disgusting of mails, not like email
1:51.9	where you can be on ecstasy, that is the best.
1:57.9	When you're like just rolling, returning emails, just rolling, sucking on a pacifier, draining
2:07.2	your body of precious spinal fluids.
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