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Hey there folks and welcome back to What if World. The show where you are questions and ideas

inspire off the cuff stories. I'm Mr. Erick your host and today we've got a question

from a patron named Claire. Hi, my name is Claire and I have an idea for a new What if character.

It is a bright green penguin that likes eating pickles and his name is Bob. Thank you, I love your show. Bye.

Oh, a new character suggestion? Well, I'll take it. And I'll also take another question emailed

in from a listener named Victoria Lion. Victoria writes, What if Zach was potty training? Oh, that's

so good of Zach. Potty the pirate needs lots of training. So Zach will be doing so much potty

training in this episode I'm sure. As we find out, what if there was a new character named Bob,

the great green penguin who ate pickles. And what if Zach was potty training?

Our last story ended on the shores of Y-Y-E. One of What if World's most beautiful and relaxing

islands. And that's just where today's story begins. You see, potty the pirate has packed his

pickle neck basket and is bringing it down to the beach. Potty's pickle neck basket is filled with

pickled cucumbers, radishes, string beans, eggs and all kinds of other vinegary treats. But this

isn't just a pickle neck for potty the pirate. Oh no. For today, our pirate is getting some much

needed potty training. I'm gonna win this pickle eating contest if it's the last thing I do.

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