Hey!

I'm so immature.

You are.

We were almost no one here.

Nailed it.

30 seconds out.

It was just me.

And I was choking on a Diet Coke, so it would have been a zero talking.

It's because I was looking for a bottle opener and I never found me. Oh, really? Enjoy that brand new story that's just posted. Nice. Well, welcome to the patch, brought to you today by Dollar Shave Club and Trunk Club. It's a very club day. There they are. I'm going to flip the thing over and remember it this time. Today, I promise we'll probably actually talk about some form of gaming news. You think?

We had a special it this time. Today, I promise, we'll probably actually talk about some form of gaming news.

You think? We had a special one last time. Everybody left. Special. Except for Meg. Meg was here. Well, I was here, but... Sorry, this is why you're not supposed to eat. I was here, but Michael is standing here talking to you and Jeff, and he was like, I was like, so I guess you guys are going to start the patch?

And I was like, Michael, you can be on it if you want.

He's like, no, I don't want, okay. Anyways for having a good rapport. Why not? So yeah, it went a little off the rails in terms of it. It was April Fool. So it worked fine. Except for, you guys talked about vomit and diarrhea a lot more than I thought. Look, that's, it's a parenting thing.

It is.

Once it was me and Jeff having parent talk, it happens. That's true. When you have a kid, there's vomit and diarrhea to be dealt with. I feel like I deal with enough poop just having a cat and a dog. Thank you. Oh, yeah. I'm all set. They're like training wheels, right? Oh, yeah. Look, we've already gone back down that route.

Let's steer it back to gaming.

How are you guys?

Welcome back.

Diarrhea is so...

No, I'm just kidding.

Well, there's this trendy game right now called diarrhea. Diarrhea simulator? Mm. That's Mexican food? Digestive tract simulator? There you go. Actually, now, it's funny. There is a game that simulates flying through the brain. It's an

Oculus game and you zap like little problematic neurons. It's a very short experience. It's like the

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