The Patch #98
The Patch
Gus Sorola
4.6 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2015
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's up? Welcome to the patch. Special April Fool's now with Mr. Jeff Ramsey and Mr. Michael Jones. Yeah, I got a mister. Okay. You get a, this is a podcast. This is a classy affair. It doesn't matter how many beers you have on the table. |
| 0:20.9 | I've never got a mister. |
| 0:22.0 | Wow, this is the patch. The patch cast, got it. Happy 12th birthday to me. Happy birthday to me, to you and like three other people. To me and, yeah, the others. There's two clinks and a one slightly metallic. Gus and Joel and I guess Matt gets it as well as the president. I suppose, yeah. |
| 0:37.1 | I remember, it's like since yesterday 12 years ago that we started this company and now all you |
| 0:42.6 | fuckers have jobs. |
| 0:44.5 | Thanks, you're welcome. |
| 0:45.7 | Do you want to start anything else? |
| 0:49.0 | How's that going? |
| 0:50.0 | You're happy with where you're at? |
| 0:51.8 | Jeff often will tell us how much he hates us for especially especially how old we are, that you were starting the company. Like right now, I'm five years old younger than him. I started at 27. I was 27. Yeah, I'm 27 now. Thanks for hiring me. It was easy. Are you ready to spin off something? No, I'm good. No, okay. Go spin away. Spin away. Well, he spun off when he was like 35, so. |
| 1:14.0 | Like, eight years I'll spin off. |
| 1:15.3 | Like 34, 35? |
| 1:16.4 | Okay, let's, you know, I thought it was pretty accurate. |
| 1:18.6 | All right. |
| 1:19.2 | So just wait a few more years. |
| 1:20.3 | Eight years and I'll start spinning. |
| 1:22.1 | No, you guys are great. |
| 1:23.5 | Salt of the year. |
| 1:24.4 | Love you to death. Thanks, Jeff. Happy birthday. Do you guys enjoy your free pizza? |
| 1:28.3 | I had one slice. |
| 1:29.4 | Okay, I didn't make the connection at all. Are you serious? You just thought we ordered 25 pizzas? Well, there's like some party on Friday, right? I forgot. I thought had a burger. Did you really? I wondered why you didn't eat any of the pizza. Well, I didn't come in. I was telling you a funny story earlier about why I didn't come in this morning because my dog and my kid are both sick at the same time. Of each other. And I walked in to Millie's Gym at 5 this morning and she had thrown up all over the bed and then the dog had gotten diarrhea and shit all over the bed. And then they were both asleep in it. So I was like... You should really separate those two. |
| 2:01.2 | Yeah, I should. I should. |
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