Hello everyone.

Welcome to the patch.

Ashley, what's on your laptop?

This week brought you by Dollar Shave Club and Trunk Club.

Right there, right over there.

The Club Club.

We'll get to them more a little later.

So up that thing.

Ashley's looking at porn on her laptop.

The sex is gone from the screen now, okay?

Ashley was looking at it too. Yeah, but you're the one with the computer. You started screaming boobs. We had to look. Yeah, they're funny. They're funny. They make you feel funny. I was just, I was just finishing Catawo Shodoo. Yeah. Who was it? Emmy

I've been taking my time with it

letting the relationship

blah finishing Kadawa Shogho. Yeah. Who was it? Emmy. Nice. Yeah. I've been taking my time with it, like letting the relationship blossom slowly. You don't want to rush into that stuff? No. And now... It came to fruition. Well, it came to fruition a couple of times, apparently. I'm stalling because I can't get any internet working on my iPad. Let's see if I've got internet. Fucking sucks.

I got a little bit. This stage is just a black hole. Yeah, we got to do so. I should actually complain to the tech department about it instead of just... Complain to those guys. It's not their fault. No. It's their fault. Anyway, so I know what we're talking about. We know about video games and video game news. So I feel like last week I had to sit out

Like I've just been on a hearthstone tear. I can't possibly be on the patch. All I've been playing this heartstone. It's still dominated like 99% of my gameplay time this past week. You feel that's different than your normal gameplay experience. You talk about hearthstone every time., but it's been consuming me. Okay. Bad. Like, I'm really in a rank. It burns in you like a fire. Are you, would you consider yourself, like, competitive? I'm getting really competitive about it. Like, I played it a lot casually before. Now I'm, like, serious into ranked play. How many games today? Today, I think it's only about like five or six. All right. Only five or six came today.

Yeah. How often do they reset your rank? They knock you down a little bit, right? Monthly, there's a reset. And then depending on how much you had advanced, you go down a bit the next month. Okay. So what's your rank at now? Right now I'm 15. Okay. So it goes, 25 is the lowest and one is the highest. So you work your way up from 25 to 1.

And I'm'm 15. Okay. So it goes, 25 is the lowest and one is the highest. So you work your way up from 25 to 1. And I'm at 15 right now. And according to Blizzard, 75% of players exist between 25 and 15. Like if you can break 15, you're in the top 25% of players. Wow. Congratulations. I'm on the cusp of breaking the top 25%. You're almost great. Until the reset, anyway. Until the reset.

That's all I want is I just want to hit 14.

It's going to be like, top 25%.

You want to touch the glory before you get slapped back down. It's hard. It's nerve-wracking because then you ain't, look at me. I'm talking about fucking Hardstone again. Right. What would you?

Continue.

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