The Pack | 6

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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"Have you ever seen one of your best friends turn into a monster after they’ve been possessed by a rare breed of hyena? Yeah neither have we, but Buffy and Willow have! This week Xander and some wanna-be Gap models get possessed by a pack of hyenas and cause chaos throughout the school. Please prepare yourself to lose someone very near and dear. You’re truly not ready for this one!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:14.4	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.6	Owen is just Vanilla.
0:20.7	You walk in, and Buffy is thought-lustered with a capital-ustered, Cordelia is a bitch.
0:27.5	He's also saved your life 62 times, and it's only the fucking fifth episode.
0:31.4	That's the thing.
0:32.4	I'm not saying she can't date anybody else, I'm just saying you're dating Owen in
0:34.7	front of Angel, like, yeah, I want a choice.
0:36.7	Real weird that the librarian is at her house right now.
0:39.0	If a man ever physically showed me where seven o'clock was on a watch, that man's would
0:45.4	never see another seven o'clock again.
0:47.4	The apocalypse is coming, I know that I acknowledge that, just beat me, because I'm going
0:50.5	to be out.
0:51.5	Like, he's literally hiding laying on top of a dead body in a body drawer.
0:54.3	And then he just eats himself out of there.
0:56.0	I have been judged.
0:57.7	You killed my dates.
0:58.9	Cordelia and Ash both need to be inoculated at this moment.
1:02.1	Honestly, find somebody as hot as Angel and date them.
1:04.7	The anointed one is actually the young eight-year-old boy from the van.
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