It's the Cat in the Hat podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of The Fishcast, a very well-behaved podcast.

Yeah, he's a fish, it's his podcast, welcome to the fishcast, too belittie, da.

Hello, I'm your host, as always, a fish.

For today's show, I was planning to discuss decorating, as I am

expecting a brand new fishbowl to arrive in the mail today. However, the shipment seems to have been

delayed, even though the customer service person I talked to on the phone promised me it would be here

today. But I'm choosing to not be upset. In fact,

I'm going to use this as a teachable moment to remind everyone and myself about the importance

of forgiveness. Did you say forgiveness?

Oops, I may have opened your door a little too hard.

Can you forgive me?

Oh, cat.

Yes, I forgive you, but you really don't make it easy sometimes.

Oh, nonsense, my slippery companion, forgiveness is easy. And to prove it, I brought

you this. A package? Is that what I think it is? Depends on what you think it is. Something related

to my story of forgiveness? Why, yes, I suppose it is. But please, don't let me interrupt you.

You were telling the listeners about the importance of forgiveness.

Ahem.

First, a little theory.

The word forgive comes from the old English forgifon.

Fish, if I may.

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