Tonight is a very special show because you're all here because I am approaching five years of sobriety.

Thank you.

So I invited you all to spend your hard-earned money to celebrate with me.

It is not lost on me that you guys work hard as fuck.

You could be anywhere tonight and you chose to be here with me and I'm so grateful for that. I'm not going to get emotional at the beginning.

I often look at pictures I see send it to Darryl everywhere I'm so

horny right now I Google myself but it's like mortifying photos right because I want to remind myself

what made me get sober I see men Wow that's like so rare you guys. It's crazy. I see dudes are

we straight?

Fogg I love this. Were you brought here against your will?

The husband, welcome.

Welcome, husband! The husband welcome. Welcome husband.

There's another hubby. I love it. Thank you guys. I don't have many straight men in my life so so I'm glad to know there's a feel.

And one photo that always pops up on Google

that's so mortifying like I can't really look at it.

I'm in a two-pock bikini, hoops that I could put my arms through, it shoved up my

ass, and I remember this vividly because I was performing with James Kennedy at a club

Yes at a club called rehab like how ironic right? And my father is there. Sorry dad. My mother and I remember it

was time to like do a champagne shower and James was fucking killing it right he's like

James Kennedy I could not get this for the life of me to like spray anybody. So I just stood there like a

fucking string bean thinking my ass was slapping like Beyoncé because that's what

alcohol does to you and I just dump it all over my head.

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