The One Where Lala Says The F Word A LOT
Untraditionally Lala
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3.4 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
A series of unfortunate events that actually started Sunday night, led to this podcast episode! Details include WiFi failure, a locked bathroom door, a highly unpleasant encounter in the parking lot of Ocean’s pediatrician, a podcast episode with Katie Maloney that didn’t actually record, a missed birthday, and Lisa coming “this close” to losing a toe! But there some happy moments too involving Ocean, Jax & Brittany, and Scheana Shay’s lash line launch! And Lala answers more of your voicemails!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, guys. |
| 0:07.4 | I'm coming off of like, I have like a bitch mode hangover. |
| 0:14.0 | Yesterday could have been, Lily, you've got to just like calm down. |
| 0:18.9 | I love you so much, but whatever's happening, just like, you stop. |
| 0:24.3 | So yesterday was a fucking bitch. |
| 0:27.2 | My Wi-Fi would not work. |
| 0:29.1 | I couldn't get it to work. |
| 0:30.1 | I spent two hours on the phone with the internet person walking me through it. |
| 0:35.9 | The phone call drops. |
| 0:38.6 | I call Jessica because I don't know how to live without her. |
| 0:42.0 | And she then links me with somebody else. |
| 0:45.6 | Keep in mind at this point I've spoken to two different people, Geek Squad and the person |
| 0:50.9 | who like knows how to reboot your internet. |
| 0:54.9 | Both of the calls drop. |
| 0:57.1 | And they got me far. |
| 0:58.4 | And I was like, I need to get back to who I was talking to. |
| 1:02.1 | They're like, okay, it'll take about five minutes. |
| 1:05.0 | I wait for five minutes. |
| 1:06.4 | The music is still playing. |
| 1:07.8 | That's when I call Jess. |
| 1:09.2 | Jess has the guy on the phone. He's like, what? We're, this is his voice. Okay, so we're going to get you started. All you're going to do is unplug the modem. You're going to unplug the mesh device. You're going to wait for one minute. And I'm like, no, no, no, I did this already. Yeah. And he's like, okay, we're just going to log on to our computer and you're going to type in this code. I'm like no no no I did this already yeah and he's like okay we're just going to |
| 1:28.1 | log on to our computer and you're going to type in this code I'm like I did this already it didn't |
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