From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, we're open for business over here at Fox Across America. Everything else is shut down.

Government shut down. The Yankees offense got shut down last night. On my way into work, today they had two lanes on the highway shutdown.

I'm as bad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore. Normally, I am the port in the storm trying to keep you guys calm. Today, we're going to need all the help we can get. It is Fox Across America. Kennedy's going to be here. Katie Pavlach is going to be here. And, of course, we'll get into your calls, text, tweets, and carrier pigeons on a day where the government decided to take a time out.

There's a silver lining here because this is the first time in 50 years

that are spending in Washington hasn't increased, actually.

I think he's got a point.

That being said, when it reopens,

they'll have to pay everything back with interest.

So we'll owe even more than we do now.

Thanks, big government weanuses. 8.8, 788, 9, 910, if you want to be a part of the show. The show has one rule every day. Say it every day. If you listen to the show every day, you know the rule. You're like, shut up, Jimmy, we get it, Fats. We know you're all welcome here. I am not an activist. I'm a talk show host. This rule applies to my TV career, my radio career.

I'm trying to be the one guy that lowers the temperature in the media.

Not because I strategically was like, well, that's Elaine.

It's because my background is comedy.

My hero was Rodney Dangerfield.

Rodney Dangerfield got on stage in the most prestigious venues in the world, the Oscars, the Tonight Show, movies.

And what was his catchphrase?

Show a hands in the car if you know it.

I don't get no respect.

He didn't take himself seriously.

Okay.

I do not want to be the comedian who is raised on I don't get no respect and then gets on the air with,

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