Hello gorgeous. It is La La Cente fresh back from, let's see, we did New York for Watch What Do Happens Live. We did Palm Springs while everybody was like poachellaing their asses off.

I was full side with my boo-boo.

I'm feeling like we have something fun going on in the office today.

We have something fun going on.

And also, how are you feeling?

Because as your assistant, I've been watching you work literally nonstop for maybe the past 10 days. And I know

Palm Springs is like a break, but it's still kind of a lot traveling there and traveling back,

no? Or are you like, it's fine? Actually, I've kind of conquered the time of when to leave and

when to come home. But I flew back from New York Thursday.

Yeah.

I landed at 2.30.

It took an hour to get from L.A.X.

Back home.

And when I got home, I literally went potty, grabbed some Perrieres, and drove to Palm Springs.

And it took four and a half hours to get there.

That's insane. Why didn't you wait? Did you just want to get it over with?

Well, I looked at flights and the only flight they had leaving left at like 745 and landed at like

820. And I'm like, well, if I leave now, I'm going to get there at 820 anyway. So I listen to

murder. I have. I listened to get there at 820 anyway. Right. I listen to murder. I have...

I listen to murder podcasts? Yeah. Okay. I was like, what do you mean? Which podcast? Dateline. I just signed up for the $2.99 a month subscription. Fancy. Yes. I was like, you know what? I'm going to splurge. But before we get into all things,

Vanderpump rules and watch I was like, you know what, I'm going to splurge. But before we get into all things, Vanner Pump Rules and Watch What Happens Live,

I would like to congratulate myself that my STD test came back absolutely negative on all fronts.

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