The Office S03E05 - Initiation (Sleep Podcast)
The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To
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4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2020
⏱️ 22 minutes
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I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day...
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| 0:00.0 | The Hello there Nundermiffle Knights and welcome back to the office ASMR sleepy time |
| 0:22.3 | podcast fall asleep to to relax to to |
| 0:26.9 | rest tonight we are on episode five of season three Initiation. This was directed by Randall Einhorn and written by |
| 0:36.7 | B.J. Novak aired October 16, 2006. And I think usually like to talk about how I fall asleep or how you can fall asleep or some |
| 0:49.2 | other things but tonight we're right into the episode. |
| 0:52.3 | We'll make sure everybody has their sleep timer set and depending on the podcast app of your choice. |
| 0:57.5 | Looks like, you know, it looks like Spotify is getting better stuff for their sleep timers Apple Podcasts |
| 1:06.7 | Overcast just added an option on their sleep timer to stop at the end of the episode, nice little bonus. |
| 1:14.8 | But, you know, this is based on how I end up sleeping and it ends up taking me about 20, |
| 1:20.8 | I usually set my timer about right but we're going to get into initiation here and we're |
| 1:27.9 | going to get into initiation here and we start off with a cold open of Ryan Howard being stared at by Dwight. |
| 1:37.6 | Brain teaser. |
| 1:39.6 | Two coins. |
| 1:41.0 | What are they? |
| 1:42.0 | A diamond a nickel? |
| 1:43.0 | No, one of them is not a nickel, but the other one is. I've heard that before. |
| 1:48.0 | A man and his son get into a car accident. |
| 1:52.0 | They're rushed to a car, a rush to a hospital. He is my |
| 1:56.6 | son, the doctors, the boy's mother. A man is hanging from the ceiling. The ice melted. A hunter. The polar bear because you're |
| 2:08.1 | at the North Pole. I don't know what that one is. Those kind of brain teasers, I feel like they had a time and a place, but that time and |
| 2:15.1 | place was in 2006, maybe a little bit earlier. I don't know, I can't, what was the last time |
| 2:20.8 | anybody asked you like a cool brain teaser or something? |
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