The Office S02E19 - Michael's Birthday (Sleep Podcast)
The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To
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4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2020
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?
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| 0:00.0 | The Hello there, Dunner-Miffonites, and welcome back to another episode of The Office ASMR a sleepy time podcast to fall asleep |
| 0:27.0 | to whether you're alone traveling just need a way to relax. This is all about giving you a way to enjoy one of the great |
| 0:36.6 | television shows of our generation without having the screen on, turn the screens off, guys. You can read a book before bed, but don't have that blue light from your devices that won't mess with your circadian rhythms and you will not get as quality of asleep. |
| 0:58.0 | So you can even I turn on the thing on my phone where it turns into the nighttime mode and it looks |
| 1:06.0 | kind of orangeish whatever but anyway you do need to turn the screen on just for a couple minutes to set your sleep timer. |
| 1:15.0 | I want to make sure your sleep timer is set at least for the end of the episode, probably about 20 minutes, |
| 1:20.0 | depending on the podcast app that you use, you can set it for the end of the episode. |
| 1:25.0 | I want to make sure you are drifting off effortlessly. |
| 1:30.0 | I used to have an outro on the episodes of the theme song, but you guys let me know that I woke |
| 1:39.9 | you up and I took it out. |
| 1:41.2 | So your feedback is always appreciated, whether it be over on |
| 1:44.8 | Twitter. I got links in the show notes to that or iTunes reviews. There is a, especially now with the currency fluctuations, there's a very strong exchange |
| 1:59.4 | rate between 5-star iTunes ratings and Stanley Nichols. |
| 2:05.0 | And, you know, the exchange rate between Stanley Nichols and ShruPucks is very favorable |
| 2:10.0 | as well. |
| 2:11.0 | So those 5-star iTunes ratings are extremely valuable and much appreciated |
| 2:16.7 | no matter what. So today we're going to get into episode 19 of season 2, which is Michael's birthday this episode was aired originally March 30th |
| 2:29.0 | 2006 so actually almost exactly, you know, literally exactly 14 years from when I'm recording this, |
| 2:41.8 | I'm recording this a little bit early to get ahead on the episodes. |
| 2:47.0 | And it was directed by Ken Wittingham, written by Jean Stupinski and Lee Eisenberg. |
| 2:55.0 | So let's get into Michael's birthday here. |
| 3:00.0 | And we're going to start with our cold open of calling cards. |
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