We all know our favorite CEO of our favorite, you know, mega corporate empire in America, Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg, our favorite person.

The big suck, daddy's luck.

Well, recently, he gave this like two hour long demo on what he's now calling the Metaverse.

Oh, yeah.

And he's renamed his company, Facebook.

He's renamed it to Meta.

It's giving gamer.

He said that he wanted to like reorient the company to be more than just a social media

platform.

So like Facebook's still going to exist.

Instagram's still going to exist.

But he's trying to build the Metaverse.

Don't worry.

It's already an electioneering platform. Yeah. So the algorithm's already been built to ensure that we'll get the farthest right candidates possible. It's already an electioneering platform, a genocide platform, you know. Yeah, but apparently he's been working with a company called Oculus, which they make... Facebook owns Oculus.

Oh, do they own Oculus?

Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

They own Oculus, which is a company that makes like virtual reality gaming stuff.

The Oculus Rift.

Right.

They're working with Oculus to make...

I don't really know it like this virtual reality office space kind of thing. The way they were describing it, one, incredibly cringy the whole time. The video looks like it was put together on a lunch break. Yeah, exactly. It's got like porn level acting right there. Yeah. Like something you'd see in Bang Bros. I mean, but to be fair, we can't expect more out of Mark Zuckerberg because that dude literally is no human being. That's true. He already has to act to just like pass every

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