The time has come to get ready for the 2022 World Cup and what better way to prepare

than by revisiting the World Cup's most amazing goals.

I'm Brian Phillips, I'm making a podcast about the history of the men's World Cup,

told through the stories of 22 iconic goals.

The show's called 22 Goals,

it's out now on the Rinner Podcast Network and we're having so much fun.

David?

Yes.

A lot of people were worried Twitter might die last night.

So this is a test of our press box emergency broadcast system for reporters.

If Twitter dies, please tune to this podcast where David and I will be offering

instructions on essential journalistic functions.

For instance, what new site can journalists use to relentlessly promote their own work?

If Twitter dies, we will tell journalists where they can post photos of empty football

fields taken from the press box and add the caption, my office for the day.

If Twitter dies, we will use this podcast to tell journalists what site they can use

to casually mention it's their birthday and also post again the next day to thank everyone

for the birthday wishes.

Thus inspiring yet another wave of attention.

And finally, David, if Twitter dies, we will use this podcast to tell journalists where

they can announce to the world that they are changing journalism jobs, but not actually

mention what their next job is.

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