We have a bit of incredible news to share.

Our show, Pablo Tori finds out, was not only named one of the best of 2025 by Apple Podcasts,

but our episode, The Silent Superstar and the Rodden Apple Tree, which was, you know,

the whole investigation and aspiration in Kawhi Leonard and the Clippers, was also chosen

as one of Apple Podcast's best episodes of the year.

You can check both of those things out,

the best shows and the best episodes list

right now in the Apple Podcast app.

So thank you so much for listening.

Thank you for making clear

what Apple Time, Apple Time actually means.

And today, you are going to find out what this sound is.

My money cuts from white people.

White?

I don't even know what that means, but okay.

Right after this ad.

So, Cortez, do you notice anything different about me today at the last show of our week here? I mean, instead of wearing purple pants like you have in the past with me, you're wearing shorts? For some reason? We have found out a lot this week on Pablo Torre finds out why I'm wearing shorts. Go listen to yesterday's episode with Katie Nolan to find out why I will never wear pants again.

That's one thing we found out.

I'm so impressed with your calves, dude. As someone who used to do calf raises in high school, like yours are better than anything I've ever put out, like for sure. I do want people to understand that Ryan Cortez used to be a member of a thing called Royd Crew. Allegedly. That's a separate finds out investigation. But we learned, speaking of investigations that Sto Gads did better P-Taped journalism than Rachel Maddow this week.

We learned that Dan Soder has the best macho man savage impression I've ever heard.

It's incredible.

It's incredible.

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