The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2019
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!
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| 0:00.0 | What a beautiful place. Uh oh, this fucking red shirt gets a 10 spikes in the chest from |
| 0:21.9 | a flower that just shoots it out of. |
| 0:23.8 | Dude, this is like some Super Mario Brothers horse shit with this. The flower, like, it's |
| 0:27.8 | like a puppet flower and it like turns itself like. |
| 0:30.4 | Boop, boop, boop, it's you fireballs. |
| 0:33.6 | Bow. Spock, look out. Bow. |
| 0:36.2 | Uh bones, bow. I'm gonna jump on the egg captain and on midair, I'm going to lift it |
| 0:44.0 | above my head and throw it back at that burdo mother fuck. Knock that bow off of her head. |
| 0:50.5 | Eat your own eggs. You rotten dinosaur bitch. |
| 0:54.9 | Now Jim boy, you can't jump on those. They got spacked shells. You've got to be careful |
| 1:00.6 | with them. Oh, you got to listen, listen, Jim boy. You got to knock it over and then |
| 1:06.1 | do your stomp on its belly. The stomp, by the way, is a jump with the Z button. You |
| 1:12.3 | also got to get a super jump to kill the turtle that's throwing a mask up there in the |
| 1:17.0 | cloud. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, Jim boy, you got to watch out in the cloud. There's a turtle with a fishing pole. |
| 1:22.2 | That's all I'm that motherfucker's got a camera to Jim boy. Not only is he dangerous, |
| 1:27.3 | he's a weird pervert. Oh, you jumped on the goddamn spock turtle. Here, eat this green |
| 1:34.0 | much or you'll be fine. |
| 1:36.0 | My favorite part of this episode is when Data's packing his little way back. |
| 1:42.4 | Dude, it's sad as fuck, man. I was getting upset. I didn't, it's so funny. He doesn't have |
| 1:47.4 | to pack much because he's a fucking toaster. No room for underwear in there. That's because |
| 1:53.3 | it's all. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, he doesn't sweat. Yeah. It's an extension cord. That's |
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