So the the guardian is like, hey, by the way, uh, you're here in this weird time nexus with me. So that's cool. But uh,

everything you know, uh, and understand as your existence has vanished entirely and they're like, oh fuck!

They call the Enterprise Vanishes. They call the Enterprise and I'm there. It's like, oh shit. So then spot, uh,

Kirk goes to Scotty's like, look, me and Spock, uh, by the way, the best actors on this show so you guys can chill out.

Um, are gonna go into this thing and we're gonna make this last ditch effort to say everything. By the way, if this doesn't work,

wait a period of time and then you jump in at your best guess and you try again.

Like, and now we're gonna have all and oh, by the way, and if it doesn't work out for you, just find a period of time and settle there. That's it'll at least you'll be safe.

You know, and that's the move, man, when you're dealing with time travel hijinks, when the stakes are too high and it looks like you're about to bite the big one,

just find a period of time and settle in. It's like, Emmett El Brown in 1885. I'm gonna go to the 1970s.

Gonna fuck my way through all of San Francisco.

But you'd go crazy, right? Because like you'd be living through, let's say the 1990s or something. You're just like,

I know the Star Wars prequel is gonna be terrible.

Well, it's gonna listen to you. They're gonna think you're crazy. Right, but then you turn out, dude, like 20 years later to be totally right. Yeah, you know, you're vindicated.

But, you know, so many people on Star Trek are like scholars of world history. Sure.

It's like having the ultimate knowledge of like Biff's fucking sports all over. Oh totally. Yeah, I mean, you're betting on your bet on world series left and right.

Presidential elections.

Jim Boyle went back in time, put all my money in Weezer.

You see that gangly motherfucker with the glasses? Yeah, putting all on him.

Or maybe bones would go back in time and like cover all the famous songs before they come out.

Right. That's that fucking stupid as balls looking Danny Boyle movie. Oh, what was that?

It's coming up now. It's called yesterday. Yeah, it's about a dude who wakes up one day and he's the only person on the planet that knows of the Beatles.

And then he starts like playing their tunes.

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