The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)
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🗓️ 21 July 2018
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On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking—OOPS! This episode is for $8+ Patreon subscribers only! To check out this episode of the Nexus, along with the other 22 previous eps AND access to our sync-able commentaries, sign up to be an $8+ subscriber today!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, he's in like a really good mood and Kurt is like cut that she's out of his |
| 0:16.2 | there's clearly something wrong with him. He's acting happy to be here because now he's |
| 0:20.7 | part of like the hive mind on the planet and he's very boring everyone else. |
| 0:24.6 | Exactly. You're right. So we cut it. He would have bad mouthed me by now. |
| 0:30.2 | And it's a so we've been down in a way team which is Kirk Spock bones and three or two to |
| 0:36.6 | three other guys. Two other Irish guys. Yeah. Real potato motherfuckers. And they're going that |
| 0:42.2 | they dress as the style of the time and these old Westie kind of suits except for Spock who's |
| 0:47.1 | dressed like fucking little John. He's got this like fucking. I would hide his ears. Yeah, but like |
| 0:53.2 | get a fucking top. Well, these other people these enforcers have robes. So I guess he's trying to |
| 0:59.6 | look that part. That's pretty good. Yeah, give me one of those robes. I'll be a big big swing and |
| 1:04.8 | dick motherfucker on the planet. I'm impersonating the police officer. A bit of Star Trek trivia. I was |
| 1:12.4 | totally new under that robe. Speaking of swing and dick. Don't you know Jim? I'm a wizard. |
| 1:19.6 | That's where you got the idea for those the photography's this nude photography. Oh, that's |
| 1:24.8 | right. It's new photography. But it's actually really good point though. He doesn't know what the robe |
| 1:28.8 | signifies yet. He wears it. Oh, fuck. I dress like the villain. So all these people are coming up to |
| 1:36.8 | them like, Oh, are you here for the festival? Are you here for the festival? Some real fucking |
| 1:41.5 | wicker man shit. Yes, yes, me. Yes, we're here for the festival. The red hour. This is awesome. |
| 1:48.3 | It's just the purge. Yeah, it's crazy because also like they're asking this person like, oh, we're |
| 1:54.1 | here for you know, they say that they're there for the festival. We need like rooms for the night |
| 1:58.4 | or what is their quote in from the valley. I see the cracks as 11 30 and they're like, well, you |
| 2:03.6 | better hurry. It's almost a red hour. And then by the time they're done talking this guy, it's |
| 2:07.4 | new. That's what it's like in small towns, man. People just talk your fucking ear up for literally |
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