The News Quiz - 22nd September

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Andy Zaltzman quizzes the week's news. Providing all the answers Ria Lina, Ayesha Hazarika, Chris McCausland, and Alasdair Beckett-King. In this episode Andy and the panel discuss Rishi rowing back on net zero, Wales slowing down, HS2 grinding to a halt and Starmer's European sojourn. Written by Andy Zaltzman With additional material by Cody Dahler Mike Shephard Rhiannon Shaw and Miranda Holms Producer: Gwyn Rhys Davies Executive Producer: James Robinson Production Co-ordinator: Dan Marchini Sound Editor: Giles Aspen A BBC Studios Production

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0:00.0	Hello, Gary Lednika here with Alan Shira and Michael Richards to say the match of the day top 10 podcast is back
0:07.4	We'll be ranking our footballing top 10s and debiting. It was right. Well, it's don't be me. Not a champ, it's Gary
0:14.8	First season wonders to goalkeeping blunders. Nothing is off the table. You had a few blunders in your day, didn't you Gary?
0:22.0	Yeah, match of the day top 10. Listen only on BBC sounds
0:27.4	BBC sounds, music, radio, podcasts
0:32.1	Hello
0:33.3	Inspired by the Prime Minister's announcement this week that we will not all be forced to separate our rubbish into seven different bins every quarter of an hour
0:40.8	I'm delighted to announce that in this week's news quiz several things which weren't going to happen anyway are now not going to happen
0:47.8	This show will therefore not involve the demolition of a priceless antique porcelain teradactyl with a racist sledgehammer
0:53.3	I've scrapped it. It will not involve body limericks about Queen Victoria and former US President Dwight D. Eisenhower
0:59.4	I've scrapped them too, and it will not involve mine. I've scrapped it
1:04.2	Welcome to the all-new improved teradactyl smashing for a news quiz
1:14.0	Welcome
1:15.6	Thank you
1:16.6	Welcome to the news quiz
1:19.0	Before we begin this week we'll have our weekly coin toss to see whether we do the top politics story of the week or the top
1:25.2	Showbiz story of the week
1:27.2	heads politics tails showbiz
1:40.1	Heads
1:42.1	Politics it is we usually edit that but out. Let's meet our teams
1:45.8	We have this week team net zero against team not zero
1:51.0	On team net zero. It's real in it and iesha has a recap
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