The New Fez & Cigar Guy Brawl

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Comedy, Stand-up

3.5 • 983 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, guys. We have the Bangladeshi little Caesars man with us.
0:05.1	I like to think of him as the new Fez.
0:08.4	I don't know. I say that because he has some traits that he shares with Fez.
0:12.9	What would you say is one of them so far that you noticed, Danny?
0:16.2	He's foreign.
0:17.3	He's foreign. Oh, okay.
0:19.2	Yeah.
0:19.6	Is that the first one you noticed?
0:38.7	No. Yeah. Is that the first one you noticed? No. Anyway, the new... The first one I noticed is he's a burnet. Oh, the first one you noticed was that he's a brunette. He's a burnet, just like Fez. I am. I thought I was blonde. Sike. Our boy, Mo, dude. But that's the first one, huh?
0:39.6	The brunette hair.
0:43.7	It wasn't a certain... Why don't you just call him fat?
0:44.8	Oh, my God, dude.
0:46.3	That is not where I was going.
0:47.5	We're not going to start this relationship with Fess.
0:49.3	What's the similarity?
0:50.3	What's the similarity you said?
0:51.7	Well, I know that he's a virgin.
0:53.5	So that's actually...
0:54.6	Oh, okay.
0:55.4	Yes.
0:55.8	Well, I can't see that.
0:57.0	Well, I sort of can see that. You can't see it. Yeah, I can. I can see it. You can, you can approximate. Yeah. So, uh, virgin, buddy. How's that? It's, uh, it's happening. It's something. You got nothing else to compare it to, really.
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