It's 840 on the ticket Tuesday morning with the Musers.

Today is election day.

And so after today, at least for a while, the political ads will come to a halt.

Thank goodness.

I guess at least until the runoffs in May.

And then, of course, next fall.

But we thought we would hear in this segment listen to a couple of just the absolute

worst.

They all follow the same

template playing on your emotions and so let's listen to a couple here

hey jesse what's you doing today well hey there old colt I'm taking a notion of mosing on down to the biscuit

palace and having a mess of American grits. Well, I don't know if it's safe to do that. Why not,

old Colt? Because today is voting day. Maybe our last chance to stop Chauncey Dingle from

destroying America from the inside out.

Choncy Dingell? Who's he?

Who's running for Texas State Senate and the Republican primary?

Well, that don't sound so bad, Colt. I mean, I hear the word Texas and I hear the word

Republican, and I think that sounds very truck-oriented and family-friendly.

Well, not at all.

Choncy is what we call a rhino.

A recent incest night owl?

No, no.

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