Hey, welcome to Cousin'

Hey, welcome the Cousin' Sals winning weekend, the show that leads the league in perfect parlays.

I'm kidding,

of course. Look at us, though. March is in full swing. Tickets are getting punched for the field of 68.

And as college hoops try to improve their resumes, we've got a guest who is never on the bubble.

In fact, he's got an automatic bid to this show. ESPN's Jay Billis is here. Jay is going to help you get ready

to bet on the tournament, and I'm going to present him with a cousin's conundrum that will test his

love of Duke basketball. Then the D3, Harry, brother Brian, Darren, the Parley Kid, join me to talk

some NBA wagers from sixth man of the year to when Steph Curry will hit three-pointer number 4,000.

I thought he achieved that like a decade ago.

Anyway, before any of that, it's time for a segment that test my reflexes and reactions.

It involves our producer, Babyface Joel Solomon, throwing a crumpled-up piece of paper

with a thought written on it. I'll catch it, I'll read it, and I'll tell you my thoughts on the issue. We call this tossing topic.

All right, fire away, baby face.

What do we got? Jimmy Johnson steps down. Ah, yes, the great Jimmy Johnson has retired from his

gig at Fox NFL pregame show. Although I had nothing to do

with his retirement, I feel like I was there for the beginning of his run at Fox. Let me tell you a quick

story. It was actually his second time around at Fox Sports. He came back in 2002. My cousin Jimmy was

picking games on the Fox pregame show. I was picking the games. He came up with the funny stuff.

Anyway, before week two, that 2002 season, there was a Fox luncheon, and everyone who had anything to do with the pregame show was invited.

So Jimmy Kimmel and I stood back and listened as Jimmy Johnson, Terry Howie, and J.B discussed the upcoming games.

Jimmy Jay starts talking about how much he loved the

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