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Hey there, listeners, welcome to horror movie club, the show where two dudes, who are not quite nerds, but not quite news.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Brian.

I'm on the phone with Ashfin, and today we are talking about the mortuary collection from 2019,

written and directed by Ryan Spendell, starring Clancy Brown,

Caitlin Custer, Jacob Ellarid, Emma Horvath,

Barrack Hardley, and Sarah Hay,

and in this film,

a mortician in a small town plagued by tragedies,

tells the stories of the souls that have passed through his funeral parlor.

And today we are honored to be joined by a very special guest,

our friend Whitney, from the Lights Camera No podcast.

Welcome to the show, Whitney.

Hey, everybody.

My name is Whitney.

I'm a host on Lights Camer Now,

which is a similar podcast to Horror Movie Club,

except we kind of just make fun of all the terrible decisions

that characters make in horror movies.

So we just kind of pick them apart.

Yeah, and this has been a long time coming

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