Previously on the Tony Corners show.

I totally agree in getting your wife as a present, an apparatus to stack wood.

Apparations.

That's what the real technicians call it.

Right, but as part of that gift, did instructions come along which sort of went like this.

So just bring the wood when we're ready to go.

So just pick it up, bring it out, and when we're ready to go,

give me the wood.

Right, is that...

It said this is where the wood goes, and I eventually figured that out.

It was not a lot of levers and pulleys involved.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Corners show.

Chris always makes me laugh.

I'm always happy when he's on the show, I really am.

I am alone in my house except for the dog,

and Carol, who's somewhere upstairs.

We are doing a show.

This is a Wednesday.

We normally do shows on Wednesday.

This week, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, we'll get three in,

and then you people don't have to wake up on New Year's morning if you don't want to.

I will be up early on New Year's morning because I'm up all the time because I don't go to bed.

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