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In the newsletter this week, I wrote about the mock proceedings of COP28 in the UAE. A climate conference presided over by

the president of an oil and gas company already accused of hacking into conference organizers' emails

and leveraging said conference to set up sales opportunities for new oil and gas leases. If that wasn't

obvious and ridiculous enough, in a Q&A session,

the Sultan, that's the president of the company, lambasted the interviewer for suggesting

the world phase out fossil fuels, saying it would drive humanity back into caves.

In the past, global conferences have had a positive impact on the world in terms of

raising awareness and coordinating efforts between major industrialized nations to set future targets

for carbon reduction. Promises are made to hit certain benchmarks. Funds are set aside to facilitate

clean energy production in transitions in emerging markets and plans are made to build out resilient

infrastructure in low-lying areas of the world. Diplomats fly in on private jets from all over

the world, with parameters set forth from their governments as to how far they're allowed

to commit, and white papers are produced and promptly ignored as we sail into oblivion.

And last night, I watched part of the Republican side show debate,

Zanz the fascist frontrunner, and was treated to the closing statement from Vivek Ramoswamy,

who once again declared that the capstone initiative of his presidency would be the elimination

of all policies and agencies designed to prop up the climate agenda hoax.

This was met with applause.

Now forget the fact that primary debates are meant to be outrageous and that Ramalama Ding Dong has as much chance of sitting in the Oval offices, well, Chris Christie.

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