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Once upon a time, in the faraway Kingdom of Kingdom, there lived a princess and her many knights.

All of the knights were strong and brave and bold.

But no knight was as strong or brave or bold as... Red night, the greatest night in all the land.

Chapter 72. The Missing Crown

The sun was setting on another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of

kingdom. Red night, green night, and pink night were standing at the gates of Princess

Pearl's castle, awaiting the arrival of a very special guest. Oh boy, I'm so excited. Can you

believe that Queen's sunflower is coming to visit? Yeah, this is the first time an Elven Queen has visited the kingdom in decades. It's a huge honor. And you know what the best part is? Elven food.

Princess Pearl has a full Elf-style banquet ready to go, and I am here for it. You better watch out elves. Peknots wearing her stretchy pants today.

Oh brother. What about you, Red Knight? Yeah. Aren't you excited? As a matter of fact, I'm not. What, really? Why not? Because I find elves to be perfectly irritating. What? Irritating. Elves aren't irritating.

Yes, they are. Have you ever asked an elf a question? You never get a straight answer out of them.

More often than not, they answer your question with another question. It is absolutely infuriating.

I'll admit it takes them getting used to, but it's not as bad as you make it sound. It is when you need to use the restroom, and you nearly have a soggy armour emergency because no one can give you basic directions.

Instead it's all, is it truly the washroom you seek?

Or better still, then shall fall toward the sun sets, and look ye for the mystic sigil of the blue triangle.

It is behind this arcane emblem that you shall find

released from your discomfort. But beware for the water pressure in that place is high and shall spell

ruin for your shirt if you underestimate its awesome power. Oh, come on, you're exaggerating.

Oh, really? What does the customary way elves say hello? Well, you bow slowly and say, good morrow to you, fair child of earth, and many blessings upon you and your line.

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