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The Rob Carson Show

The Minneapolis Meltdown, Tide Pods, and Other Signs of the Apocalypse

The Rob Carson Show

Newsmax Radio

Entertainment News, News Commentary, News, Politics

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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-Rob rolls through clips of activists and politicians, diagnosing America with a full-blown outbreak of “absurdity-induced mania,” comparing left-wing hysteria to the Tide Pod challenge — but with worse long-term effects. -Mary Walter joins via the hotline for a hilarious back-and-forth covering everything from walk-away wives to stolen walrus parts. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-free life by visiting http://ReliefFactor.com now! BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX at http://shopbeam.com/newsmax BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! To call in and speak with Rob Carson live on the show, dial 1-800-922-6680 between the hours of 12 Noon and 3:00 pm Eastern Time Monday through Friday…E-mail Rob Carson at : RobCarsonShow@gmail.com Musical parodies provided by Jim Gossett (http://patreon.com/JimGossettComedy) Listen to Newsmax LIVE and see our entire podcast lineup at http://Newsmax.com/Listen Make the switch to NEWSMAX today! Get your 15 day free trial of NEWSMAX+ at http://NewsmaxPlus.com Looking for NEWSMAX caps, tees, mugs & more? Check out the Newsmax merchandise shop at : http://nws.mx/shop Follow NEWSMAX on Social Media:  -Facebook: http://nws.mx/FB  -X/Twitter: http://nws.mx/twitter -Instagram: http://nws.mx/IG -YouTube: https://youtube.com/NewsmaxTV -Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/NewsmaxTV -TRUTH Social: https://truthsocial.com/@NEWSMAX -GETTR: https://gettr.com/user/newsmax -Threads: http://threads.net/@NEWSMAX  -Telegram: http://t.me/newsmax  -BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/newsmax.com -Parler: http://app.parler.com/newsmax Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hold it now.

0:07.4

You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought-provoking, and funny show in America.

0:16.0

On air and on the World Wide Web, This is the Rob Farson Show.

0:22.8

And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday, the first Friday for me back on the year in the new year, 2026, which will be the greatest year in our history.

0:32.7

The Democrat Party, they think they're going to win both houses of Congress.

0:36.2

They have no ideas. They have nothing but being anti-Trump to the point that they even thought that getting rid of a dictator in Venezuela was bad.

0:45.9

I mean, honestly, of all the damn things, why would you whiz on that parade?

0:50.4

Of all of the things you could whiz on, Democrats, my God, you people are so out of your nut. Out of your nut. So what are we going to do? We're going to overwhelm them with joy and patriotism and make it the greatest year in American history. I got a lot of stuff, but what to get to. I did mention this last hour. Greg Gutfeld, I just think Greg is great. I know he works for the competition. but he is really wise man, a brilliant writer,

1:17.4

and he distills thoughts beautifully.

1:27.1

And I admire him greatly. I admire him greatly. Here's what he had to say about the insanity of the Democrat Party. You know, and as I mentioned this, for if you, if you,

1:32.1

those who believe atrocities, absurdities will commit atrocities. That is a mantra that is

1:37.9

Voltaire, I believe said that. And this is the mania of the left. They are made to believe

1:43.8

absurdities and they commit atrocities like changing the sex of children.

1:49.0

I mean, it just, if you still believe that, you're freaking insane.

1:56.0

You are insane.

1:58.0

If you believe that, you're nuts.

2:00.0

And I'm not screwing around. I'm not, this is not being, it's not a joke that, you're nuts. And I'm not screwing around. I'm not,

2:02.3

this is not being, it's not a joke like, you're crazy. You're freaking nuts. And if you can do

2:08.6

that, you will do anything. If you believe that, you will believe anything. Like Trump supporters

2:14.7

are mega-fascists and enemies of democracy or Trump is Hitler.

2:18.3

You're sick in the friggin' mind.

2:20.3

And you are, you are, history is not going to be kind to you, and neither is this administration and me.

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