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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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After months of careful planning, the gang tear through the Millennium Dome in a modified JCB - because nothing says 'subtle robbery' quite like a bright yellow digger. And when the robbers are confronted by the cops, they have one last trick up their sleeve.
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| 0:00.0 | Right, Matt, are you ready to start this meeting then? |
| 0:09.4 | No comment. |
| 0:11.1 | Huh? What? |
| 0:12.5 | No comment. |
| 0:14.9 | Okay. |
| 0:15.8 | So should we talk about the themes in this episode? |
| 0:18.1 | Because I think there's some really interesting stuff we could do with Act 2. |
| 0:22.4 | You've got nothing on me. No, come in. |
| 0:25.4 | Fine, I'm just going to have to assume your response on some of these agenda points then. |
| 0:28.8 | So who's going to get the coffees for the next few weeks, Matt? |
| 0:32.6 | No coming. |
| 0:34.0 | Who is going to get to choose all of the scandals coming up until Christmas, Alice? |
| 0:38.3 | No coming. And shall I release the episode that contain the vicious, in fact, violent comments that you made about Sir David Attenborough, which actually amount to hate speech? |
| 0:45.3 | Well, comment, comment, comment. I was joking. Please, don't cancel me. |
| 0:50.3 | It's almost inciting elder abuse. |
| 0:53.3 | 7th of November 2000, Millennium Dome, London. |
| 0:58.6 | DCI Swinney Swinfield pulls at his silver-flect hair in frustration as his radio crackles to life. |
| 1:05.5 | Sir, the suspects have almost reached the vault. |
| 1:09.3 | Swinney stares across the concourse at Ray Bettson as he staggers from the smoking JCB toward the diamond, |
| 1:15.6 | blood streaming from his nose. |
| 1:18.6 | Swinney glances down at one of his undercover officers in an I Love London t-shirt, |
| 1:23.6 | his grip tightening around the handle of a semi-automatic weapon tucked into a pram. |
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