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🗓️ 2 November 2023
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0:00.0 | Hi there, this is Matthew Mercer, resident game master here at Critical Role to welcome |
0:06.5 | you to this podcast version of the show. |
0:08.6 | If you'd like to watch the stream as it airs, you can catch it Thursdays at 7pm Pacific |
0:12.9 | on twitch.tv slash critical role or youtube.com slash critical role. |
0:18.0 | Twitch subscribers can access the video on demand immediately after the broadcast and |
0:21.9 | it also becomes available on YouTube Mondays at 12pm Pacific. |
0:26.6 | Most episodes land right here on the Critical Role podcast network on Thursdays a week |
0:30.8 | after the initial broadcast. |
0:32.8 | Okay, with that info done out of the way, let's dive into the story. |
0:36.6 | Fuckhead, hello, we're bling! |
1:00.2 | Fuck yeah. |
1:01.2 | How are you? |
1:02.2 | Are you good? |
1:04.2 | For those of you that don't know who I am, I'm also devastated that I'm not Sam Regal. |
1:11.8 | I promise you, they're all back there, they're all waiting, they can all hear you. |
1:16.3 | So let them fucking know. |
1:27.7 | Congratulations, you just made Ashley Johnson shit her pants. |
1:31.9 | Man, it is a pleasure to be here, I'm only here for fucking 50 minutes, I'll do 10 because |
1:39.3 | I want to see the show too, okay? |
1:42.2 | I'm here to warm you up, which I'm very aware you do not need warmed up, you're wet as |
1:46.7 | fuck, I can see it's hideous. |
1:51.6 | Man, I've had the great privilege, I'm a critter myself, right, I watch the fucking show, |
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