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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

The Middletons have been listening to me...

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:36.1

Morning everybody. Nice to have your company. Wednesday, 17th of May, it's your free podcast.

0:40.7

What a miserable, blamming day. What a miserable start of the day. Wet, uncomfortable,

0:46.3

but sort of slightly muggy. But I don't mind muggy because it puts me in a good mood because,

0:51.4

well, they obviously heeded my advice yesterday. Yes, the Middletons have

0:55.1

now installed a circus tent to add to the garden centre that they opened up the other day.

1:01.5

They're going to have a fly past, apparently, there's going to be a Spitfire and a hurricane

1:04.6

or something like that. That's river... I mean, to be honest with you, I don't quite understand

1:08.0

what that's about. You go to a wedding, the idea is to get as drunk as possible, you know, to embarrass yourself in the champagne fountain, to throw things and generally make a mess. And then they're all going to go, okay, everybody outside whilst a plane flies over. Come to Heathrow, Middleton family. We've got loads of them every day. I can guarantee you every day from early in the morning you see planes flying over. I appreciate the spitfire, but,

1:32.9

you know, to be honest with you, do you think half the guests will understand what it is?

1:35.6

I had to look through the guest list. I'm not on it. Quite clearly, nobody around here is on it at all. There's a load of people who, they've got embarrassing Uncle Gary.

1:46.0

Then he got the Spencer family and of course Spencer, sorry not the Spencer, Spencer Matthews family.

1:52.3

So you'll have to put up with Spencer. He'll be sort of the embarrassment of all embarrassments.

1:56.8

And who else do they invited? Well, the invitation says just to make it a really happy day, no ring, no bring, nor likey, nor lighty. And in fact, hardly anybody's going to be there, because you're only allowed there if you're married. So you can't take boyfriends, go for, or engaged. No boyfriends, no girlfriends, nothing like that. But yet they've said Harry can bring Megan.

2:21.6

Fools. I don't think Harry will turn up with Megan. I really don't. I don't think she's going. You know, Pippa nobody. Pippa Middleton, Pippa who? Come on. Nobody's interested in this. They just want to see if Harry's going to turn up with Megan, which I don't think they will, because somebody said, listen, if you turn up, you're going to overshadow the whole thing. What you can do? Sit on a table with your brother again. I mean, even I don't spend that much time with my brother. And they're going to sit there. Nobody can go out and talk to them as opposed

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