Today was Thanksgiving, the day we all ask ourselves,

is it weird to masturbate in my childhood bed?

Mike Scollins wrote that joke.

If you know, you know.

From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, please enjoy this podcast edition of Late

Night with Seth Myers.

On today's show, Seth joins his parents, Hillary and Larry and his brother Josh for

their annual Thanksgiving show.

But first, a closer look.

Many of you are probably watching this at home with your family, your loved ones,

in which case I think it's high time for us to put jokes aside and have a serious,

somber discussion about the state of our nation. I know it's uncomfortable, but this is the time

for us to confront those closest to us, to be honest about our political differences.

And I'm just screwing around. Can you imagine?

Oh, my, oh, I was just sweating, thinking about that.

Oh, I have to take a shot of whiskey just to get that out of my system.

And, of course, since it's Thanksgiving, I'm gonna chase it with a shot of cranberry sauce.

Didn't work.

There's already enough fighting going on in DC.

That's a segue.

As Donald Trump's team battles each other

over his cabinet picks and Democrats bicker.

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