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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

The Messiest Award Show

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

With awards season in full swing, Chris plays a game where he must give his acceptance speech for winning awards from the Grammys to the Oscars and he also weighs in on epic award show moments that include Lady Gaga’s performance of Paparazzi, a beef between Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus, Fergie’s unhinged moment about Tom Ford, and a streaker at the Oscars. DONATE to support Inner-City Arts: https://inner-cityarts.org/ Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:43.7

Yeah, now that I have this like roadcaster DJ board, I'm like, give it to us DJ.

0:51.7

Hey guys, and welcome to Unhinged. You sexy sluts. If I could, you think I'm a small robot.

0:58.7

Wait till I become a large robot. Oh my god, Jake, your microphone.

1:07.7

Too loud, too loud. So loud. It's like uncomfortably loud. It's almost like talking into a megaphone.

1:16.7

Anyways, I see that we are recording. So hey, everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged.

1:23.7

With Chris Clemens, do you hear that? Is that the sound of change? That's right, mother fuckers.

1:30.7

I have a legitimate sound. What is this called? Soundboard. Soundboard. Yeah, I've like a whole DJ set.

1:40.7

I would lift it, but I know I'll break it. But I have a handheld microphone now. It sounds like an actual podcast and not like a shitty Skype call.

1:49.7

Like we are really moving on up here. Now if you want to never miss our growth, be sure to subscribe to.

2:00.7

Wait, I never miss our growth. Take two. Hey everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged.

2:09.7

The whole point of that intro that derailed me is that yes, I have a microphone and a roadcaster board.

2:16.7

So now this is going to actually sound like our podcast used to sound. The visuals, you know, we're still on a shitty webcam, but we are going to figure this out.

2:26.7

Like, oh my god, the fact that anyways, I could like this is the nerdy high production level shit that I live for.

2:33.7

But now before we get into the episode, I want to emphasize that y'all should subscribe to unhinged with Chris Clemens, wherever you get your podcasts.

2:40.7

And if you like video episodes, I know that I literally didn't sell one ounce of the video portions, but we put those up on youtube.com slash Chris every week as well.

2:51.7

I'm just so excited. I've like fucking hand mic like, that was me pulling the mic away from my mouth. I know it's, oh god, the little things guys.

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