Something that's...

Carol Burgoli was a secretary at the Mier Group.

She worked directly with a lot of higher ups, including Maxwell.

Occasionally, she'd even fly with Maxwell in his helicopter.

One time, she was talking to a friend about it.

He said to me,

whatever you do is said, don't get in that helicopter.

I said, why?

He said, wherever that helicopter takes off, he said,

a hundred pair of eyes wishing it to crash.

So I said to him,

tell him not to look up,

because the last thing he does before he gets in that helicopter

is pee off the roof, and that's a fact.

Carol's friend wasn't particularly shocked.

He laughed and he said,

oh, that's right, he said,

that's all he's ever done is, you know, pissed on our heads.

Maxwell could do whatever he wanted.

He could toss his leftover food on the floor,

use towels instead of toilet paper, and literally piss on people's heads

before he went from one country to another.

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