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Headlong: Missing Richard Simmons

The Maid and the Masseuse

Headlong: Missing Richard Simmons

Topic / Pineapple Street Media / Dan Taberski

Serial, Arts, Society & Culture

4.36K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2017

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The two people closest to Richard at the time of his disappearance hate each other. This episode is about them. Plus, Dan investigates possible claims of a hostage situation and explains what’s up with Richard’s (still very active) social media presence. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously, on Missing Richard Simmons.

0:03.0

He's allowed to go away.

0:05.0

He wants to go away. He wants to live his Marlena-Dietrich fantasy.

0:08.0

I want to be alone. Goodbye, girl.

0:09.0

Do you think I should try to find Richard?

0:11.0

I wish you could.

0:13.0

I just needed help. Like I couldn't quit eating, and I was working out just the same.

0:16.0

Like everything, it's like, it's not what he's like on TV.

0:19.0

He's even more hilarious, actually. Is Richard here?

0:22.6

Not even five minutes?

0:24.6

I'm frustrated.

0:26.6

The dude's in there, the maid won't let me talk to him.

0:28.6

I mean, it's an interesting story, you know, to buy your housekeeper and Mercedes,

0:32.6

but it didn't surprise me.

0:34.6

Who called the police?

0:35.6

It is a long story.

0:39.9

It's all a long story, man.

0:46.3

An Esty.

0:47.8

Hi, I'm looking for Tom Esty.

0:48.7

This is me.

0:52.0

Oh, hey, Tom, this is Dan Tiberski calling.

0:53.6

I'm up doing a project on Richard Simmons. Okay. You still represent him, right?

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