The Magical Land of PUAmore!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course Arousal! The sexual experience Karl returns! Too hot not to approach CLOSE EM! Aw, Bryan thinks we are smart 🙂 Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What do not know what was your first love donuts more emotional what makes your heart skip
0:08.5	donuts On this episode of the commercial break.
0:16.0	The fact of the matter is my hemp bracelet has magical powers.
0:20.0	It smells like feet that it has magical powers. I bought this in Panama City,
0:30.5	bro. The land of Pois, the magical kingdom of poise.
0:35.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:42.0	Yeah, boy. Break starts now. Now.
0:43.0	Yeah boy.
0:45.0	Oh yeah, Gazz and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:48.0	I'm Brian.
0:49.0	This is the Tammy to my slate and Chris and Joy only.
0:51.0	Best to you, Chris.
0:52.0	Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast. Chris and
0:53.0	Bess to you Brian out there in the podcast universe.
0:56.0	Speaking of Tammy Slaitan, her sister,
1:00.0	Amy Slaitin.
1:02.0	Okay, we've talked about this before, the Thousand Pounds Sisters, which is a television show on TLC that is now on season 6, 7, 8, 9, who fucking knows.
1:13.6	Anyway, they're two really obese sisters
1:19.0	in the very first shot of the very first show. they're like sitting on with a table of all kind of junk foods and they have these big two-leader diet coaks in front of them and they're drinking them straight out of the leader and they're explaining that when they were children
1:34.0	their mom told them that Diet Coke had negative calories
1:38.0	so if they just drank enough Diet Coke
1:40.0	they could take away all the calories that they were getting from the junk food.
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