you ready for this crap show

yep ready

as soon as I sit down in here I want to sneeze

I think you might be allergic to me

could be that there's like dust everywhere.

I know.

We need a housekeeper or you need a better wife.

No, it's just, I'll just put some of it over here so I have it.

You can stare at a dust bunny?

No, it makes me feel embarrassed you know what the problem is

is that no listen the problem is is that we don't have little kids anymore we have adults basically

yeah but we have.

No, so we are four adults living in a house.

But these other two adults have immature frontal lobes.

So they don't even take cups out of their rooms.

They don't even put stuff in the dishwasher.

Should we put up hidden cameras?

What is that going to do?

It's going to show my lack of cleaning ability.

And then not wash any dishes and then see what they do.

They'd probably just start throwing them away.

And then what would they do?

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