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THE M.I.L.K. DRAFT: We All Latch On To Mama Brandon's Chest | The Yak 5-12-26

The Yak

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 143 minutes

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You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak


You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/barstoolyak

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0:00.0

Hey, Yak listeners.

0:01.2

You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.

0:05.3

Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

0:12.5

Whoa, hello, it's the Yak.

0:14.7

Draft Day.

0:16.6

Draft Day.

0:18.3

Brought to you by Stellblucoffee.

0:19.9

Stellbluccoffee.com, golden Mugs. Coming up in a couple weeks. Look at him. Ready to drink cans. Go buy them right now. Amazon. Stellblucoffey.com. Save some dogs. Speaking of cans. Oh, my God. Come here. Oh, it's nice. Doesn't look that out of the ordinary. It's fucking perfect. It actually feels incredible. It's fucking perfect. Why you guys are making me wearing for two hours? Why not at the end? Why couldn't I put it on at the end? Because you're the only one not drinking anything. Right, but I'm the only one wearing a bra for two hours. Want to switch? For the record. I got him.

0:55.0

It was only Big Cat that promised not to titty fuck you.

0:57.6

I don't know if I'll be able to. None of you are titty fucking me. Yeah. I don't know, Brandon. When you take your shirt off, I don't know what's going to happen. I actually don't. I'm going to titty fuck him. The craziest part is I can't really notice a difference.

1:08.9

Seriously, though.

1:10.6

You look like the guy that died in Fight Club.

1:13.7

Bitch tits?

1:14.5

Yeah. The craziest part is I can't really notice a difference. Seriously, though. You look like the guy that died in Fight Club.

1:13.8

Bitch tits?

1:14.5

Yeah.

1:15.0

Yeah.

1:15.6

I guess that's the one.

1:16.6

Appropriate name.

1:18.5

It looks normal when you're laying back like that.

1:22.6

Everyone excited?

1:25.0

I'm really excited.

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