This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It's a good programme this morning, very, very good programme.

We did like the idea, and it's now tickled me so much that every time I think of it,

because we were asking where the 46 million is that went to kids' company.

And we've now decided that Camilla is wearing the world's biggest money belt. In fact, she is a size eight. We think a size

six. You sort of unravel her like a giant toilet roll, which the puppies do on the television,

take off the turban and there's all this money stuck, we think, all over her. I think that's

the only way it can be, isn't it?

She can't seriously be that size, can she?

And another one here says,

Mini-driver's Beijan house is very secluded and tiny.

I'm spoilt, but it's a bit of a bit of a palace.

Yeah, 8,000 though, isn't really a lot. 8,000 a week, it's a bit of a... bit of a palace. Yeah, 8,000, though, isn't really a lot.

8,000 a week is not a lot. For the super rich, 8,000 a week is seriously not a lot.

You know, I mean, I know that some of these... Sandy Lane is a very expensive hotel. It's a very super super hotel.

You know, the... I think Simon Cowell goes there every year, loads of people,

Michael Winner used to go every year, and it would be nothing to spend 30,000 over the Christmas

period. That, it would be nothing. But for that, you're getting the very creme de la creme. So when they say

you can rent Rooney's Villa for eight grand a week, I'm thinking, oh dear, you know, means you have to do stuff yourself, like cooking.

I don't know, actually.

And yesterday I missed what you said about Jimmy Hendrix's house, said Margaret.

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