"The Lost Tapes Vol. 1" with Justin Long, Chris Pratt as "Lewis", Zachary Levi, Adam Pally, Zoe Lister-Jones and Thomas Middleditch!
Anna Faris Is Unqualified
Anna Faris
4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2017
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
We’ve got a very special episode for you this week loaded with never before heard recordings from past guests! In “The Lost Tapes Vol. 1”, the show is opened with a song by Eli Braden (Howard Stern Show), just before Anna and Sim go back in time, pre-Unqualified, to practice giving advice to a caller named “Lewis” (played by Chris Pratt) who accidentally slept with his cousin! Then, they interview Justin Long to discuss how he met Anna and to ask him some rapid-fire questions (one word: anal?). Zachary Levi takes a meeting to brainstorm his next great role with the one and only, Karen Sarducci. Are Adam Pally and Zoe Lister-Jones ready to meet Kayla? Find out what happens when Thomas Middleditch is approached by Chad, an app designer, who has an idea that's truly visionary! Tune in and enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Everyone knows that Anna is away right now filming in Vancouver. |
| 0:03.2 | So we put together this compilation episode. |
| 0:06.4 | And we'll probably do one more like this before we get back to the same shows that you're used to. |
| 0:11.6 | But this one is special because we'll hear a portion of some of the lost tapes, |
| 0:16.0 | including a little bit of the Justin Long episode that we pulled early last year. |
| 0:20.5 | We also have some never before heard bonus material from Zach Levi, |
| 0:25.3 | Zoe Lister Jones, Adam Palley, and Thomas Middelditch. |
| 0:28.7 | But first, a real treat. |
| 0:30.5 | We're going to listen in on a practice advice call from late 2015. |
| 0:35.1 | Anna and I actually called Chris while he was filming. |
| 0:39.2 | I think it was magnificent seven. |
| 0:41.7 | And he played a guy named Lewis in need of advice. |
| 0:46.2 | But before that, right now, I'm going to play a song, fans of Howard Stern, |
| 0:50.4 | no singer, songwriter Eli Brayden. |
| 0:52.6 | He adores Anna and he wants the world to know it. |
| 0:58.5 | One night I saw the hottest girl I'd ever seen in my life. |
| 1:02.0 | It was scary movie. |
| 1:04.6 | And she was such a beauty. |
| 1:07.2 | The next time I saw this babe again, she'd been cast in the last season of friends. |
| 1:12.7 | But now her hair was blonde and that totally turned me on. |
| 1:17.5 | When I saw her in the hot chick, she looks so good. |
| 1:21.5 | My dick got thick when she played Cindy. |
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