Pinch the pigeon you wicked vincents. Welcome to the Blind By Podcast. We've had a week of particularly violent and erratic weather.

Here in Limric, hot sun followed by tropical storms. Like something out of Miami. That's direct court.

I was walking out of my office by the taxi rank, and it was really really hot and warm.

And all the taxi drivers were resting against their cars and the heath, because that's what the taxi drivers do when it when it's hot outside.

They all pull up in the rank in the daytime, and then they kind of lean against their bonnets, get a bit of sun and they talk to each other.

And then I went into the shop, and when I came back out, it just suddenly burst into a tropical storm like out of nowhere.

These big fat rain drops, and it came down so quickly that there were these two taxi drivers.

Men in their 50s, and they were bought wearing white shirts, and the rain came down and drenched them so that they were basically nood.

The water had penetrated the whiteness of their shirts, so that you could see their entire tarsoes that they were pink men.

These weren't men were bright pink because they're white t-shirts. It was a wet t-shirt competition with mid-leg taxi drivers.

And I came out and this is the first thing I saw. Big dinner plate nipples on these taxi drivers.

And they're soaking wet, pondering lightning above, and they're clambering desperately to try and get into their cars.

And the both of them were just screaming at each other.

It's like Miami. It's like sub-tru-abri-mai-i-mi.

And then the rain went away, because it was like a flash, a flash thunderstorm, and that went away.

And then the sun came back out again and came back out so quickly that the streets were steaming.

And then I went walking down this other street bed for the roll and dimric down towards the terry worgan statue.

And this street is having an issue at the moment, didn't it?

There's just too many birds in the trees. And the birds do shits, like unbelievable amounts of shits.

And the pavement of Bedford Road, but they do so much shits that the entire street smells like

Bardshit. And the thing is, you shouldn't really know what Bardshit smells like.

It's something you see, but Bardshit is so small that it's all-affactory footprint is something that's

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